whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.

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luxurycruisinglarry:

behavingisoverrated:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART

I DONT HAVE TWENTY DOLLARS I’M EVEN MORE BROKE THEN MACKLEMORE 

joshuabade:

dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

I literally think about this every day

meladoodle:

granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’