I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy)


doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)


i dont want a job i just want paychecks


i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college